Reasons to wear a kilt
No need to unzip a kilt in the bathroom (think 'There's Something About Mary'!)
When you walk the dog, you can go too!
Kilt checks!
S_kilts have roomy pockets that do not move when your legs do
Because you can answer the question 'What are you wearing under your kilt?' with the answer 'Lipstick'
Because you can answer the question 'What are you wearing under your kilt?' with the answer 'Shoes and socks'
Because you can answer the question 'What are you wearing under your kilt?' with the answer 'Nothing, it's all good as new'
Because you can answer the question 'What are you wearing under your kilt?' with the question 'Just how much do you want to know?'
Women check out men in kilts
Gay men check out men in kilts (even if it's not your bag a complement is a complement)
Straight men check out men in kilts and admire you for having the balls to wear one
It's better to run away with your kilt up than get caught with your pants down!
As Braveheart says: 'Freedom!'
It would be selfish to keep those calves to yourself
Women are attracted to confidence and it takes confidence to wear a kilt
Kilts are great to dance in: plenty of ball room!
Kilts make people wonder
I always get a kick out of the lists.
My wife more or less challenged me to wear my kilt bolwong on Monday nites.
I may need some support for this.
I'll let you know next week.
When you walk the dog, you can go too!
Kilt checks!
S_kilts have roomy pockets that do not move when your legs do
Because you can answer the question 'What are you wearing under your kilt?' with the answer 'Lipstick'
Because you can answer the question 'What are you wearing under your kilt?' with the answer 'Shoes and socks'
Because you can answer the question 'What are you wearing under your kilt?' with the answer 'Nothing, it's all good as new'
Because you can answer the question 'What are you wearing under your kilt?' with the question 'Just how much do you want to know?'
Women check out men in kilts
Gay men check out men in kilts (even if it's not your bag a complement is a complement)
Straight men check out men in kilts and admire you for having the balls to wear one
It's better to run away with your kilt up than get caught with your pants down!
As Braveheart says: 'Freedom!'
It would be selfish to keep those calves to yourself
Women are attracted to confidence and it takes confidence to wear a kilt
Kilts are great to dance in: plenty of ball room!
Kilts make people wonder
I always get a kick out of the lists.
My wife more or less challenged me to wear my kilt bolwong on Monday nites.
I may need some support for this.
I'll let you know next week.